Haha
Well now
We call this the act of gaming but
There's several other very important differences
Between real people and pixels that you should know about

Gotta Insert my floppy

Grind Baby, Grind Baby
But not the leveling kind
I mean like playing WoW online
And then a rogue gets you from behind
So here's your chance
Drop my Pants
Like we're Raiding [bad word]  but
Like the mushroom from Mario Brothers
you are just gonna get one-up
In your Thunderbluff
Like a Shaman in the buff
You'll love my Totem where you PvP
I go for teens I'm just like Blizzard
and the ESRB
Staying up all night it seems
Carrening to caffeine
If you wanna raid late I'll Mountain Dew ya
Cause my Metal Gear's like Solid Snake
Hard to see but I'm breaking into ya

Hard like Heroic, More than you can handle
So let's do it like a [bad word] in the General Channel
Do it again now!
Hard like Heroic, More than you can handle
So let's do it like a [bad word] in the General Channel
Gettin' Woody now!

I love 
That purple-headed staff because it's Epic
I think your Wii's the one for me
Because I'm swinging from the joystick
Moving to quick, carrot on a stick 
Click on my button alchemy
But I got the notion that my Noggenfogger potion 
Might give you the bone you need
Else you get small size like those Ally guys
No lies, cause Gnomes [bad word] equipped
And then we'll cyber like short circuit
Johnny 5 with a Microchip
Without a doubt I'm an epic mount
If you got a lot of Stamina I'll smile
And [bad word] back once in a while
Don't wanna subscribe just want the Trial

Hard like Heroic, More than you can handle
So let's do it like a [bad word] in the General Channel
Do it again now!
Hard like Heroic, More than you can handle
So let's do it like a [bad word] in the General Channel
Gettin' Woody now!

Hard like Heroic, More than you can handle
So let's do it like a [bad word] in the General Channel
Do it again now!
Hard like Heroic, More than you can handle
So let's do it like a [bad word] in the General Channel
Gettin' Woody now!