This is the house that Jack built.
This is the malt,
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the rat, 
That ate the malt,
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is a cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt, 
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the cow with the [bad word] horn,
That tossed the dog, 
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt,
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the maiden all- forlorn,
That milked the cow with the [bad word] horn,
That tossed the dog, 
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt,
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all- forlorn,
That milked the cow with the [bad word] horn,
That tossed the dog, 
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt,
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all- forlorn,
That milked the cow with the [bad word] horn,
That tossed the dog, 
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt,
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the [bad word] that crowed in the morn,
That woke the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all- forlorn,
That milked the cow with the [bad word] horn,
That tossed the dog, 
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt,
That lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the farmer that sowed the corn,
That fed the [bad word] that crowed in the morn,
That woke the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all- forlorn,
That milked the cow with the [bad word] horn,
That tossed the dog, 
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt,
That lay in the house that Jack built.
That was the house that Jack built.