I'm feeling low down and dirty 
bored and disgusted 
don't you give me no money
 cause I just cant be [bad word]  
I got a list of diseases that I cannot pronounce 
and a negative balance in my bank account 
I got high blood pressure rotten teeth 
I'm losing my hair I got stinking feet 
I got a nasty temper and I'm quick to snap
 so when you see [bad word] you better step back 

Doctor can't help me 
doctor can't do 
ain't no way to see me through 
doctor can't help me 
doctor can't say 
feeling low down and dirty I'm wastin away hey hey 
 
I'm feeling low down and dirty 
dog faced and mad 
this is the worst reputation that I've ever had 
my wife don't love me my dogs gettin old 
and my dear old mama threw me out in the cold 
I went to the preacher just the other day 
I fell down to my knees and started to pray 
I said lord wont you tell me what's been going on 
all that's holding me up is my big behind 

Doctor can't help me 
doctor can't do 
ain't no way to see me through
 doctor can't help me
 doctor can't say 
feeling low down and dirty I'm wastin away hey hey