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Speaking dilemma ...

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Hi, this is Al. This scene takes place at a typical Beach Boys practice
 session. We're in the midst of preparing for an [bad word] show when a feud
 breaks out between Brian and Mike.

 Alright you guys we have a, uh dowuh
 [bad word] on
 We have a show this weekend
 Open your mouth
 What do we have this weekend?
 What are you trying to say?
 [bad word] on Mike, what are you trying to tell us Mike?
 Well I'm trying to tell you we have a show this weekend and we could be
 sharper. So what do you say we go over the ending of "Little Deuce Coupe"
 one more time?
 Alright
 Alright [bad word] on

 A-one a-two -a one two three
 Little deuce coupe you don't know what I got
 You don't know what I got
 Little deuce coupe you don't know

 Well I'm not bragging babe so don't put me down
 Woooooa
 What's going on?
 Uh listen Mike, with a voice like yours when you open your mouth it's a
 big put down.
 What? What? Ohhh

 Yeah like in "Surfin' Safari":
 Let's go surfing now
 Everybody's learning how
 [bad word] on and safari with me

 Early in the morning we'll be starting out
 Some honey's will [bad word] along

 Oh yeah? Well when I, at least when I'm singing it doesn't sound like
 Mickey Mouse with a sore throat.
 Oh no, Ahh man.

 I [bad word] from miles away
 Ain't got (ain't got, ain't got) no place to stay
 Where have you gone
 Farmer's Mother

 Oh no
 Hey wait a minute, wait a minute hold on hold it Mike, Mike no one really
 [bad word] when Brian sings those pretty ballads
 You mean "In My Room"?

 Yeah and "Surfer Girl" too
 Ahhh ooooo ahhhhh woooo oooooo

 Wait a minute Carl, [bad word] about the way Mike sings his fast songs.
 You're talking about "Surfin' U.S.A."?
 Yeah and "Shut Down" too
 Tach it up, tach it up
 Buddy gonna I shut you down

 Well what do you think?
 Well I think they ought to quit arguing and start practicing, what do you
 say Mike?
 Well if Brian promises no more "Early in the morning we'll be starting out's
 Well what do you say Brian?
 Okay as long as he cools it with those mouse jokes
 Oh alright girls
 Now look let's...
 Hey wait a minute alright girls, now that that's settled what do you say
 we go over the ending of "Fun, Fun, Fun" one more time?
 Okay alright let's go then
 Alright
 And we'll have fun, fun fun
 Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
 Fun, fun fun
 Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
 And we'll have fun, fun fun
 Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
 Fun, fun fun
 Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
 And we'll have fun, fun fun
 Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
 Fun, fun fun
 Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
 And we'll have fun, fun fun
 Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
 Fun, fun fun
 Now that

 What are you doin' Mike?
 Well I'm just showing you that anybody can squeak like a mouse
 Ahh ooo
 Oh, some real tough job you've got: Well she got her daddy's car and she
 [bad word] through the I'm a, I'm a hit it guys
 Oh no
 Oh no
 Oh boy you really think you're some kind of an opera star don't you?
 Man, man at least I don't sound like my nose is on the critical list!
 Oh no, ah ha ha, woo hoo