Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight 
        It's abundantly clear 
        That somewhere out here 
        Is a pet that will suit you just right 
        I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a [bad word] 
        It's of utmost importance
        The pet that I get 
        Is something that's awesome and cool 
 Awesome,cool, got it.
        I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see 
        I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me 
        Sure! How 'bout a bunny? 
        They're cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be 
        Cutsey? Wutsey? Have you even met me? 
        Rainbow have faith 
        You see, I will bet you 
        Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you 
C'mon, the sky's the limit! 
Sky is good. I'd like it to fly. 
 Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you! 
Pass. 
        I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide 
        There are otters and seals 
        With massive appeal 
        Otters and seals do not fly. 
 Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water. 
That's it. I'm outta here. 
        Wait! There must be a pet here 
        That will fit the ticket 
        How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket? 
 Bigger. And cooler. 
Bigger. Cooler. Right.
        I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash 
        Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely 
 It's just a squirrel. 
 Not just any squirrel. flying squirrel! 
 ...Yeah. So, like I was saying.
        Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it 
        I need a pet to keep up with me 
        Something awesome, something flying 
        With coolness that defies gravity 
 I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly. 
 Ya think? 
        I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky 
        Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly 
 Better, but cooler. 
        I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? 
        There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that. 
        There are falcons and eagles 
        They are both quite regal 
        Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat 
 Now you're talking. But instead of just one stand out, now that's too many.
        So many choices, and such riches a-plenty 
 Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
        The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too 
        D'you have something in a yellow striped bat? 
        No, 
        I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you 
        What to do, what to do. Ahh! 
        prize! That's it! There's really just one way 
        To find out which animal's best 
        Hold a contest, of speed, agility and guts 
        That will put each pet to the test 
        Don't forget style, that should be considered 
        Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter  
        The one who is awesome and cool 
        Just like me 
        Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best 
        So a contest we will see 
        Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet 
        In the world for me 
        May the games 
        begin