Epic Rap Battles of History Fan Group - [bad word]  [bad word] club51568297

Ghostbusters:

Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches,

Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?

If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do,

Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you!

Ghostbusters, flow [bad word]  get the job done,

Spitting out the lyrics like, we got one!

Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty!

Try to beat us in a battle? Man, you gotta be kidding me!

The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man Slinky,

I collect spores, tell 'em 'bout the Twinkie.

Like your show, it's all fluff and filler,

I'll kick your Heinie-man, I'm a Savage killer.

Mythbusters:

Wow, your raps are just too whack to handle!

Let's do it like we do on the Discovery Channel.

Your science is preposterous, the opposite [bad word] process,

And in this episode, we'll give you a synopsis!

Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back!

It's a fact, positrons don't react like that!

You built a laser grid with no safety switch,

And Walter Peck was right, that's some shady [bad word] 

Good thing you work in a firehouse, 'cause you just got burned.

You are poor scientists, and that's confirmed.

Ghostbusters:

That's enough from the [bad word] and [bad word] the clown!

Let's show these Mythbitches how we do it downtown!

Grab your stick, hold, and heat 'em up, smokin'!

High speed shows your [bad word] get beat in slow motion!

We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams,

Pumping out blockbusters, while you work behind the scenes!

It's a rap test, dummy, and you're both getting crashed!

We came, we saw, we kicked your [bad word] 

Mythbusters:

Ghosts aren't real, but it should be said.

It's time to bring the B-Team back from the dead.

Hey! Things are getting scary, when Tory, Grant and Kari, [bad word] harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry!

We reject your flows, and substitute our own!

Uhhhhhhhmmm...

Why'd you stop? I couldn't think of a rhyme.

Well, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:

Aww... aww...

Yo, what is up, it's Stay Puft, I stay fluff!

Blaze chumps and flip Kari butter-side up! (Hey!)

I'mma smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter with dumb play,

Show these dweebs how to rock a beret. (Hey.)

My limbs' so large you can't harsh my mellow,

Just one step took me out the ghetto!

You best be afraid of my marshmallow flows,

Cause Big Puft just turned all you [bad word] to toast!