Jingle Bells, [bad word] up bells
Torture all the way
Oh what fun it is to die
In a one horned open sleigh
Another feeble Christian spell
The perfect time to give'em [bad word] 
Ooh its Christmas Time
Presents everywhere don't care what's behind
My oh my its Christmas Time
Celebrate the birth of the retarded child

Decorate, Illuminate
'Cause its that time again
From the dead creeps to your bed
The chimney zombie man
Oh listen to their stifled cries
How can they think we buy their lies?

Ooh its Christmas Time
Presents everywhere don't care what's behind
My oh my its Christmas Time
Celebrate the birth of the retarded child

Wasted praying, What are they saying
The answers crystal clear
They saw [bad word] to mock God's son
They wish we'd disappear
One wonders if they'll ever know
Our winterhearts do well in snow

Ooh its Christmas Time
Presents everywhere don't care what's behind
My oh my its Christmas Time
Celebrate the birth of the retarded child