The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the [bad word] thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures and [bad word] for dancing
But I
I love it when you read to me
And you
You can read me anything
The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where [bad word] from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
But I
I love it when you sing to me
And you
You can sing me anything
But I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings