I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie

I'm feelin' that funny feelin' again within
Walkin' me to the kitchen for that early morning gin
Drink it in till my thoughts they [bad word] clear
Dress my naked hair and head the [bad word] up outta here
Fightin' traffic the hot sun be causin' havoc [bad word] stuck to the seat window cracked can't see passed it
The liquor store I just passed it lookin' back
I gotta turn around I can't stop thinkin' exactly that
U-turn, the past I leave behind
For the ill bumpin' two busted six by nines
And I feel this day to be a good one of plenty
Even if I'm thirsty and my pockets are empty

I've gotta drinkin' problem man
One mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man
Doin' the best I can without no loochie [bad word] from a long line of alcoholics
Livin' from toilet to toilet you call it
I'm callin' hotlines swervin' all over yellow lines drinkin' moonshine [bad word] was that a stop sign
I ain't doin' good but I'll be fine
Danno where's that cheap wine [bad word] since 9 guzzlin' boone's farm trying to stop my shakin' arm
I'm here to stumble the earth and forewarn
7 weeks since I had had shower
I black out like you pulled the plug on Georgia Power
Southern [bad word] baby
Seein' pink elephants on down the freeway the proof on the bottle [bad word]  out of loochie
And I won't survive if you don't let me borrow another five
I'm a do it anyway if I'm alive

I've gotta drinkin' problem man
One mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man
Doin' the best I can without no loochie loochie

I spent my last money on a Pabst Blue Ribbon
I be gulpin never sippin cause I have to
Booted out the crib and that's cool long as I have brew
Face flush stare at a lush I might bust you in the gums
I gotta problem-o my life's too up tempo
But yo I'm just simple man whose mind is crippled man
It all started at a party and
I was only 15 now I can kill a fifth of Bacardi and
I drink and pass out wake up outside and start again
I been to AA but hey hey gimme the bottle
The 12 steppers actin like they never took a swallow

I've gotta drinkin' problem man
One mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
And ya'll don't understand I'm just a simple man
Doin' the best I can without no loochie loochie

I've gotta drinkin' problem man
One mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
I've gotta drinkin' problem man
One mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie

I'm doing the best I can
I'm a simple man
Empty can..
No loochie