Why'd you have to see your friends so often? Are they more important than me?
You spend so much time on [bad word]  but you shouldn't, cause your eyes are getting red.
Or maybe it's the... whatever.
Are you really going to eat that pizza? It looks 'so' greasy..
And your bathroom, it's worse than disgusting.

I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you
I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you
But it's ok to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh
But it's ok to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh

Also you have to stop seeing your ex, 'cause basically she's your ex, right?
You party too much, no wonder you're always tired.
What about that movie 'Showgirls'
I can't believe you're watching it again, you've already seen it like 15 times. [bad word] for dinner with me and my friends, it will be great 'cause we're 'so' funny
And for god's sake, stop smoking all the time!

You know what?
This morning i woke up, and i saw you're angry face
And now i'm just wondering
"Are you in love?" 

Are you in love?
Are you in love?
Are you in love are you in love?
Are you in love are you in love?

I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you
I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you
But it's ok to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh
But it's ok to stay with you
I'm not in love, oh, oh

I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you 
I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you 
But it's ok to stay with you 
I'm not in love, oh, oh 
But it's ok to stay with you 
I'm not in love, oh, oh.