Parody Song (исполнитель: Assassins Creed Brotherhood)
Stardate, Ubisoft, SPARKLE white matrix picks a date then faaaaade and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH BLOOM TRANSITION the birds get the [bad word] out of there because they know something's going down is he gonna die? no, it's a medium shot pan, zoom and slow-mo means he's the target Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) take a second to look awesome time to go walk in slow-motion so you still look awesome guard just saw you and he's gonna shoot you but don't mind him just keep looking awesome that shadow will take care of him WHITE guard says "stop" just kill him with your awesome the other got hit by an arrow so you're good PART THE RED SEA hopefully those guards have good armor no, they don't. maybe they do they don't now act like you didn't do it they're not buying it... [bad word] out of a shelter he's distracted by a feather he's like "SHOOT ME!" he likes feathers he looks up when he remembered Ooh, I LOVE birds! nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE everywhere PEOPLE DIE target doesn't die, HE'S FINE target sends horsemen to die kill the horse, the rider falls down kill the rider, the rider falls down target's still fine tagert nods and some other guards that were hiding in pillars [bad word] OUT and them take their formation then target pulls out his sword then goes to smell his sword ...not sure why Mysterious hooded man joined by other hooded people... YOU'RE NEXT [bad word] NING [bad word] SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK