She's got a guitar,
And she has been offended,
She's rocking open mic night,
So everybody listen.
She walked in on her boyfriend,
So wrong,
And now she will destroy him with her song.
She's gotta get this out of her system,
Before she starts to miss him.

College girls,
Write songs about college guys,
About being in love,
And all of these college lies,
Broken hearts,
Shattered [bad word] out acoustically,
It's a not so perfect world for college girls.

She found him on her Facebook,
That's how she caught him cheating.
And now she's gonna write a rock song,
About how she doesn't need him.

She's gonna spend a weekend, like so,
Just hanging with her girlfriends, woooah,
She's gonna tell the world she's lonely,
At a midnight karaoke.

College girls,
Write songs about college guys,
About being in love,
And all of these college lies,
Broken hearts,
Shattered [bad word] out acoustically,
It's a not so perfect world for college girls.

College girls don't stay that way for long.
And girls gone wild grow up to be girls gone Mom.
So don't [bad word] a bad memory.
Treat them all respectfully,
'Cause it's a not so perfect world for college girls.

College girls,
Write songs about college guys,
About being in love,
And all of these college lies,
Broken hearts,
Shattered [bad word] out acoustically,
It's a not so perfect world for college girls.