[Will Ferrell From Blades of Glory]
We're gonna skate to one song and one song only

[Jay-Z Deep Slow Voice]
Ball so hard [bad word] wanna fine me

[Jay-Z]
So I ball so hard [bad word] wanna find me
But first niggas gotta find me
What's 50 grand to a muhfuka like me
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard
This [bad word] crazy
Ya'll don't know that don't [bad word] phase me
The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this [bad word] gravy Ball so hard,
This sh*t weird
We ain't even spose to be here,
Ball so hard, Since we here
It's only right that we be fair
Psycho, I'm liable to be go Michael
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6
Ball so hard
Got a broke clock, Rolleys that don't tick tok
Audemars that losing time, Hidden behind all these big rocks
B-ball so hard
I'm shocked too
I'm supposed to be locked up too
If you escaped what I've escaped
You'd be in Paris getting [bad word] up too
Ball so hard
Let's get faded, Le Meurice for like 6 days
Gold bottles, scold models, Spillin' Ace on my sick J's
Ball so hard
 [bad word] behave, Just might let you meet Ye,
Chi towns D. Rose, I'm movin' the Nets to BK

[Hook]
Ball so hard [bad word] wanna fine me
That [bad word] cray (x6)

[Kanye West]
She said Ye can we get married at the mall?
I said look you need to crawl 'fore you ball [bad word] and meet me in the bathroom stall
And show me why you deserve to have it all
B-ball so hard
That [bad word] cray, Ain't it Jay?
B-ball so hard
What she order, fish filet
B-ball so hard
Your whip so cold, this old thing
Ball so hard
Act like you'll ever be around [bad word] 
Like this again
Bougie girl, grab her hand
 [bad word] that [bad word] she don't wanna dance
Excuse my French but I'm in France (I'm just sayin)
Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me
Cause if I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley
What's Gucci my [bad word] 
What's Louie my killa?
What's [bad word] my deala?
What's that jacket, Margiela?
Doctors say I'm the illest
Cause I'm suffering from realness
Got my niggas in Paris
And they going gorillas, huh!

[Will Ferrel & Jon Heder]
"I don't even know what that means"
"No one knows what it means but its provocative"
"No it's not..."
"It gets the people GOING"

[Jay-Z]
Ball so hard [bad word] wanna fine me
Ball so hard [bad word] wanna fine me

[Kanye West]
You are now watching the throne
Don't let me get in my zone (x3)
These other niggaas is lyin'
Actin' like the summer ain't mine

[Jay-Z]
I got that hot [bad word] in my home

[Kanye West]
You know how many hot b**ches I own
Don't let me get in my zone (x4)
The stars is in the building
They hands is to the ceiling
I know I'm bout to kill it
How you know, I got that feeling
You are now watching the throne
Don't let me into my zone (x2)

[Jay-Z & Kanye West]
I'm definitely in my zone