My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that [bad word] 
He tells me every day
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick*
In the worst kinda way"

She sits on her [bad word]  he works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero** just to stay at home
Well my friend, you gotta say:

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Nanah, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
Nanah, Why don't you get a job?

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Nanah, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
Nanah, Why don't you get a job?

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah
But hey man free rides just [bad word] along
Every day!

(Lemme tell you about my other friend now)

My friend's got a boyfriend and she hates that [bad word] 
(That's right)
She tells me every day
(Every day!)
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say:
(Gotta say)

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Nanah, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
Nanah, Why don't you get a job?
(Oh yeah)
I won't give you no money
I always pay
Nanah, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
Nanah, Why don't you get a job..?

"Hey, that's something everyone can enjoy!"