I'm living at the top of Equestria
Doin' something mean to it
Troll it harder than anypony you ever seen troll it
Neighs from the haters, got a nice ring to it
I spare all my subjects if they play my theme music
No one mare should get all that friendship
The sun's shining', I dont want to end it
Hard problems to the sky, that's where I send it 
(My little crazy schizoid mare)

Here's a question, mmm, bananas, do you like 'em
Whatever answer you choose, to the sky you're goin
Huh? To the sky you're goin'
With my dark-skinned sister, that's how you rollin'
In this flash-made world, I'm the one trollin'
"Eternal night, [bad word] world", that's what Luna told meh
Hah, now they showin' me only
Trollin' way too much, I need a moment

No one mare should have all that power
Nightmare's usurpin', two episodes, one hour
Stop trippin, I ain't giving up the power
So then, my parasprites, go devour

[Note: PONY, MY LITTLE]

(POOONYY)
and then they (my little)
(POOONYY)
they eat hay (my little)
(POOONYY)
and then they (my little(
(POOONYY)
sing and pla-yay[my little]
[POOONYY]
and then they[my little]
[POOONYY]
and then they"

(My little crazy schizoid mare)