Kyle's Mom's a [bad word] 
Eric Cartman

Well, Kyle's mom's a [bad word]  She's a big fat [bad word] She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world..
She's a stupid [bad word] if there ever was a [bad word] She's a [bad word] to all the Boys and Girls!
On Monday, she's a [bad word]  on Tuesday, she's a [bad word] On Wednesdays through Saturday, she's a [bad word] .
Then on Sundays, just to be different
She's a Super King Kamehameha.. [bad word] 

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world..
She's a mean old [bad word]  and she has stupid hair
She's a [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] She's a Stupid [bad word] 
Kyle's mom's a [bad word]  and she's just a dirty [bad word] 
Talk to kids around the world..
and it might go a little bit something like this!

[Kyle's mom's a [bad word] in Chinese]
[Kyle's mom's a [bad word] in French]
[Kyle's mom's a [bad word] in Dutch]
[Kyle's mom's a [bad word] in (some kind of) African]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world..
She's a mean old [bad word]  and she has stupid hair
She's a [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 

[Shocked noise]
 [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] .
She's a Stupid [bad word] 
Kyle's Mom's a [bad word]  and she's just a dirty [bad word] 

I really mean it, Kyle's Mom..
She's a Big Fat [bad word] Biiiitcchh!
Big old fat [bad word] [bad word]  Kyle's mom
Yeah.. Chaa!