Brüno — B, Bono from U2 — U, Sting — S, Snoop Dogg — D, Chris Martin from Coldplay — C, Elthon John — E.

B: I've written a song
That I hope is gonna bring ze vorld together… (Together…together…together)
U: Put down your guns and bombs
And just make love forever (Okay then)

S: [bad word] to heal the world
And make all nations calmer
B: I am the Austrian Jesus
D: He is the white Obama (He's the white Obama)

E: War's just based on hate and fear
Stop fighting North and South Korea
B: You're both basically Chinese
C: He's [bad word]  dove of peace

D: Hey yo [bad word]  where the [bad word] at?
Everyone: You are [bad word]  dove of peace
D: You're a fashion model, you got the [bad word] ?
Everyone: You are [bad word]  dove of peace
B: (No I love black guys, I'm a chocoholic)
Everyone: He is [bad word]  dove of peace
D: [bad word] wants peace
And you gonna have peace
Or we gonna have mother [bad word] war

U: I have a dream for the Third World
Clean water, food, and teaching
E: In every village and every town
place for anal bleaching

U: We need to rid the world of hunger
B: I’m like Bono except much younger
S: He’s only nineteen
B: Ich bin [bad word]  dove of peace

D: Hey, hey,
he [bad word]  he [bad word] 
Okay