Robots in Need of Disguise (исполнитель: Starbomb)
Woah Rollin out [bad word] it's the robots in disguise Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies Cars and vans and planes, [bad word] [bad word] trucks They're goin' undercover cause Decepticons don't give a [bad word] Autobots, it's time. We're rolling out. Right! Oh my God, that [bad word] is Optimus, without a doubt! Uhhh, no I'm not. Yes you are, my dearest robot bro You guys been on my lunchbox since the 19 [bad word] 80s yo! Oh balls. Autobots! Listen here. I think it's time to try to find another way to disappear! New disguises that our enemies could never recognize Bumblebee [bad word] a burger; Prowl, you are a side of fries! Huh? Do it! Don't you wanna light our darkest hour? Jazz, you're now a birthday cake You've got the touch I've got the flour! Oh! Autobots, roll out Let's show em what we're all about We'll catch em by surprise when we're in disguise As a [bad word] full of sprouts and a tiny Asian girl scout Now the time [bad word] To rock the Deceptiscum They better be alert cause we can now convert To a skirt, polo shirt, and a little mound of wet dirt Megatron will pay As soon as I take on the form of this delightful soufflee Okay Woah After hours and hours of transforming into stuff The Autobots decided on a plan that's super duper tough Those Deceptidicks won't see [bad word] at all When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall Yeah! Who'd even think to guess That Bumblebee is selling cell phone chargers For three dollars less a cent Yeah! They'll never know we're here While we're hocking beauty products Making teenage acne disappear As if! (unknown) And I haven't even mentioned The ace that's up my sleeve He rocks a jet engine that'll make your ears bleed He'll betray Megatron, plus he's boisterous and loud This is your moment C'mon Starscream, now break it down! Hey. This is- I'm Starscream. What? I just-I just wanted to say that, Megatron, y- Speak up, man! Megatron, you're going down, I'm gonna - Spe- (snot noises) I'm gonna win, I'm St-(snot noises) [bad word] on. (coughing, gagging, snot noises) Alright, you know what? Forget it. Oh! Autobots, let's fight These enemies with all our might! Time to do what's right and transform tonight To five kites, egg whites, and a family of field mice Oh! The Decepticons Are now ten tanks and a giant gun While Grimlock's a rake and I'm a warm milkshake There's a small chance we made a very tiny mistake Oh! Well it's too late now We're the good guys and I'm sure that everything will work out Megatron! You're going d- OH GOD AAAAAAAAH Woah Optimus, I had rea-I had a lot o- Starscream, shut UP