1.
Tonight is a happy night
Every little thing's gonna be allright
I'm [bad word] as [bad word] but I will try
To make eleven y girls be satisfied

My [bad word] is tired but I don't mind
Thre're many many many sweet cherry pies
And all of them I'd love to try
Will you believe me? 'Cos I don't lie!
 [bad word] Eleven bras and eleven skirts:
Tonight I [bad word] eleven [bad word]  y girls!
All of my friends are stupid nerds
'Cos they don't [bad word] eleven [bad word]  y girls!
Don't even try to say a single word,
Just shut the [bad word] up, you're a [bad word]  jerk
And you're gonna never [bad word] .
Eleven y girls!

2.
Twenty two boobies in front of my eyes
Doesn't matter what size, they all look nice,
Let's have some coke and some whiskey with ice
It's not a [bad word]  party, it's a paradise!

Eleven young pussies right now I see
Every girl in the world wanna party with me!
But here's one question suddenly:
Please tell me you don't have VD!
 [bad word] Eleven bras and eleven skirts:
Tonight I [bad word] eleven [bad word]  y girls!
All of my friends are stupid nerds
'Cos they don't [bad word] eleven [bad word]  y girls!
Don't even try to say a single word,
Just shut the [bad word] up, you're a [bad word]  jerk
And you're gonna never [bad word] .
Eleven y girls!

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