Lyrics
Steven Spielberg:
Picture a child sitting next to a projector,

Learning from your films to [bad word] a much better director.

Now picture a 3 billion-dollar dream machine,

Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene!

Try to Duel with me, Alfred, you must be Psycho!

I'll bring back JAWS, and take a bite of your Lifeboat.

I'm Always so on top of my game, I get the Vertigo!

My jet's in the Terminal waiting for me to Murder! ya.

I rock the Academy and the DGA!

You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay!

Next time you're filling up those jowls with three steaks and soufflé!

Check the trades, see me Amblin to my next big play!

I produce cartoons and make games for all ages.

You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces!

Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious.

Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!

Alfred Hitchcock:
That was a close encounter of the [bad word] kind,

But there won't be a pretty ending this time.

Half your billions should go to John Williams!

Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance.

I'm the master (DUN!) of suspense, so intense,

No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!

My scores are enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance.

You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers!

C'mon, fish puppets and Muppets to stir our fears up.

I squeeze screams out of chocolate [bad word] 

I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind a camera,

Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana!

Quentin Tarantino:
Cut! Gimmie a Tylenol, stop rhyming, y'all!

Alfred, you got no style, dog, I'm the king of dialogue!

There's only one movie I know you from,

And I've seen more blood in the shower when I stubbed my toe in one.

You tried to fight in World War I but couldn't do that!

The British Army wouldn't let you join cause you were too fat!

Look it up, it's a [bad word] fact. Wikipedia that!

Now allow me to attack Steven the hack.

Due to War of the Worlds a failure's what I label you!

It looked like some sellout [bad word] Michael Bay would do!

Ask anybody "What's your favorite Sam Jackson part?"

No one's gonna say "What's his name from Jurassic Park?"

Scripts that I write ain't the, cleanest,  [bad word] )

But when I grip mics I'm the, meanest.  [bad word] )

Quentin Tarantino is a, genius.

bad mother [bad word] from the wallet to the [bad word] 

Stanley Kubrick:
Genius is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it,

'Less you're talking about the Kubrick, then there's really nothing to it.

Every thing I do is visionary,

Every single frame a painting made exactly how I wanna make it.

Do another take and get it right, 127 times.

I'll make you learn to love me, I'm the bomb, drop ultraviolent rhymes!

Like Clockwork, make you all hurt, beat Spielberg The Color Purple.

A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles!

Michael Bay:
That's enough, I've heard enough [bad word] from all of you.

Why don't [bad word] down there and show you what a real star can do?

I swoop low with a telephoto, no [bad word]  I work solo.

If there's one thing I've learned, [bad word]  this game is about [bad word] money!

I make that dollar, y'all, [bad word] money!

Even made Mark Wahlberg make some [bad word] money!

I set up shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk money!

Rose to The Rock, now I got that socks made of silk money!

I ain't got that guilt money, I don't give a