Strolling down the street, the square street.

fair sheet of squares sleep below my feet.

Creeper 's what they call me, but even I see

that all of this beauty can fill me with such glee.

Look at this tall tree; it's nature's majesty!

Would it be so bad if someone BLEW THE F*CK OUT OF IT?

This sweet pig here, alone walking around,

he has the perfect face for GETTING RIPPED FROM THE INSIDE F*CKING OUT!

Hey mister creeper (WHAT!?)

There's no need for that kinda language (F*CK YOU!)

The only "F" word is "fun!"

Life's even sweeter without explosions.

Minecraft is for everyone!

Hoo-ray! Let's all be nice today.

Everyone is at play, there is no need to blow them away.

Oh, hi! Let's go help those two guys build their house of- *BOOM*

No, no, see this is exactly what I'm talking about.

If you've gotta curse, just say the word "fudge."

I know no one will judg- *BOOM*

Stop!

No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die!

Okay?

F*ck it I'll try.

Okay, we're off to a bad start but that's fine.

I'm on a nice kick, I'll make some friends quick.

I don't have many because everyone's a huge di-uhhhh

I have to admit I just might lose it.

Having to give up my favorite things is [bad word] BULLSHRIMP!

Man, it's hard not to be mean.

Hey guys, do you need help writing lyrics?

NO! You don't even know Minecraft music!

Bu-but I'm Notch!

More like Not-chour song! Oh SH-UGAR SNAP PEAS I went there!

Tee hee! We're so happy and free.

Let's clear away the debris from all [bad word] lives of your killing spree.

It's fun to be nice to someone! They'll really love you a ton!

You know what? Why don't you kneel down and kiss my creepy-

Buns! You'll feel so much love and magic and rapture.

Words will be captured

Monkey fighting glass bowl MODDER SCRATCHER!

We just learned a lesson, creepers can make amends!

Guess what? You're my new frie-*BOOM*