I was perched outside in the pouring rain
Trying to make myself a sail
          Then I'll float to you my darlin'
         With the evening on my tail
                 Although not the most honest means of travel
   It gets me there nonetheless
      I'm a heartless man at worst, babe
      And a helpless one at best

             Darling I'll bathe your skin
          I'll even wash your clothes
                               Just give me some candy, before I go
                 Oh, darling I'll kiss your eyes
                 And lay you down on [bad word]              Just give me some candy
        After my heart

Etc.

Oh I'm often false explaining
But to her it plays out all the same
and although I'm left defeated
It get's held against my name
I know you got plenty to offer baby
But I guess I've taken quite enough
Well I'm some stain there on your bedsheet
You're my diamond in the rough

Darling I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy
before I go
Oh, darling I'll kiss your eyes
And lay you down on [bad word] Just give me some candy
After my heart
 [bad word]                                I know that there´re writings on the wall

But Darling I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy
After my heart

                        Oh I'll be there waiting for you 
                     I'll be there waiting for you 
                  I'll be there waiting for you 
                   I'll be there waiting for you
                   I'll be there waiting for you
                       Oh I'll be there waiting for you  
                       I'll be there waiting for you