Do you ever feel betrayed...
by a badly thrown frag grenade?
Forget to pull your parachute?
Use your rocket launcher as a musical flute!

Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die.

Blow up a tank with a repair tool.
Use your Defibs in the pool.
Teach a boat how to fly.
Shoot C4 with a magnum and then wave goodbye.

Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die.
 [bad word] over by an ATV.
You could crash a helicopter into a tree.
knife in the back, can really suck.
Sometimes the only explanation is bad luck.

Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die.

Play chicken with a jet.
Buy an aimbot on the internet.
An EOD Bot, can murder you too.
"I wonder what's this green button do?"