[Intro]
Yo, I just wanna let everybody know
That I've been told
Since the day I first started growing pubes
To shake my [bad word] 
Well guess what
My [bad word] is [bad word] tired of [bad word] 
This time it's your turn to wiggle your man junk for me
I wanna see you shake your [bad word] [bad word] 

 [bad word] 

[Verse 1]
God [bad word] look at you
With your giant [bad word] tapus
Gotta hand full of ones just to spend if you flop it good
I'm kidding [bad word] 
I got bills to pay
I spend my money on myself but you can shake it for me anyway
Dude knows I'm a 
That's short for a girl
Baby show me what you're working with and make that [bad word] twirl
Drop your hammer like Thor
And shake it till it's sore
I want penises galore
In this [bad word] like Jersey Shore
Bounce your [bad word] on your balls like a [bad word] trampoline
Do The Snail
Do The Watch
And shine it up with Vasoline
I don't give a [bad word] that you think you're jacked
I work out too boo got muscles out the wazzu
Just wanna see that [bad word] [bad word] I'm talking bout your [bad word] 
I don't give a [bad word] baby bounce it in a tube sock
Boy you know that you like this song
Now turn around stick out and wiggle that [bad word] 

[Hook]
Shake your [bad word] [bad word] 
Flop it all around
Better get your [bad word] low down to the ground
And bounce your [bad word] and bounce your [bad word] 
Hey hey
Better keep that thing moving all around the clock
Better keep that thing moving till she says stop
And bounce your [bad word] and bounce your [bad word] 
Hey hey hey

[Verse 2]
I got boys all around shakin [bad word] in the air
Like a bukkake [bad word] except no goo in my hair
Hey Ching Chong Wing Wong shake your king kong ding dong
Sorry that was racist
I'm bad at rap songs
Ha no I'm not I'm [bad word] awesome and [bad word] 
I'm over here I'm over there I'm lickin my own [bad word] 
Make that [bad word] real hard and I'll sign your checks
Wanna see it grow up like a [bad word] rex
Shake it for me at lunch
Jumpin like it's got fleas
I'll eat it cuz I love the [bad word] and cheese
Shake your [bad word] in the car
Shake your [bad word] on an airplane
Everybody look out
Cause choo choo [bad word] the meat train

[Hook]
Shake your [bad word] [bad word] 
Flop it all around
Better get your [bad word] low down to the ground
And bounce your [bad word] and bounce your [bad word] 
Hey hey
Better keep that thing moving all around the clock
Better keep that thing moving till she says stop
And bounce your [bad word] and bounce your [bad word] 
Hey hey hey

[Outro]
I would just like to thank all of you beautiful gentleman
For shaking your weiner pieces at me all day today
It has been a pleasure
Nah I'm just kidding [bad word]  [bad word] copter!