Reggea Shark (исполнитель: The Key Of Awesome)
Gonna tell you da story Of reggae shark There are hundreds of sharks livin’ under da sea Great whites, hammerheads and white tip reefs But the one shark discovery always leave out Is the dreadlocks rasta fish I’m talkin’ about Reggae shark Reggae shark is real Reggae shark Him got a band with the seals Reggae shark He don’t want to harm ya Reggae shark He just your ganja Reggae shark After dark reggae [bad word] [bad word] Some say reggae shark’s part human Him was cursed by an evil jelly witch Didn’t have no reason, she was juste a [bad word] Some kids were boatin’ and smokin’ a spliff Reggae shark swam over to ask for a hit The kids star screamin’ and one of them drowned Now the sheriff and his posse gonna hunt him down Reggae shark got no political agenda Reggae shark He just wants redemption Reggae shark And he also wants ganja But ya can’t light a spliff when you live underwater Onde day a [bad word] boat had to drop its load Reggae [bad word] along and him eat it whole Now he’s starvin’ like Marvin Got the munchies Then him see the evil sheriff and all his flunkies He put his fins in the air and said “It wasn’t me fault!” But the sheriff said fire and rifles shot… But it was just a shark decoy tied to a raft Cus the reggae shark’s a master of da arts and crafts Reggae shark He jumped on the boat And the sheriff fell down his throat The townspeople cheered And said, “You brought us peace" “You took a bite of [bad word] in the town police” They threw him a huge ticker tape parade Cus they know that he balances the food chain They gave him the key to Kingstontown You should see the tourism he brings in now You’ve redeemed yourself, said the jelly witch Me can reverse that curse and grant your wish Him looked at the witch and he say, “Nay” Cus I’m a reggae shark and that’s the way I’ll stay!