*HOOK*
Yo ho, yo ho
pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
*REPEAT*

They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp [bad word] blades
And maybe a little scurvy

Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your [bad word] If you mess with my pirate band

I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it

I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
 [bad word] 
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please

Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those y wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are [bad word] *END [bad word] 

*HOOK x2*

Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship

Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be [bad word] 
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it

I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps
 [bad word] 
*HOOK x2*

Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all

I wake up ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't give a [bad word] ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Love to drink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
I stink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't shower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Make [bad word] cower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Far from home ('Cause I'm a pirate)
All alone
 [bad word] 
*HOOK x2*