Well I'm a foul mouth, deranged, alcoholic space pirate
Livin' in disarray
I got a [bad word] off cybernetic robot friend
And man, we're [bad word] your day
Crash landed on this planet and some psycho attacked us
So we shot him in the balls and kicked him into a cactus
Now a thousand angry mutant [bad word] out and play
All [bad word] is breakin' loose and I like it this way!
Cause there's a [bad word] !
Bullets gettin hot, hear those
Guns [bad word] 
Somebody's gettin' shot, there's a [bad word] !
About to lose control of your
Rear plumbing
Fire in your hole!!
Fire in your hole!!
Got a cold, hard [bad word] and revenge is the goal
Now it's time to sing the murder blues
Got your name etched into my brain and my soul
Sarrano, time to pay your dues
Sixty thousand ways for these psychos to die
Bottle rocket up your butt and send you into the sky
Kick you off of cliffs and buildings, laugh at you as you fall
Take a power drill and skewer you into a wall!
Cause there's a [bad word] !
Bullets gettin hot, hear those
Guns [bad word] 
Somebody's gettin' shot, there's a [bad word] !
About to lose control of your
Rear plumbing
Fire in your hole!!
Fire in your hole!!
Now we stumbled on a girl named Trischka
Another lunatic for our crew
She keeps threatenin' to murder my manly bits
Lady what the [bad word] is wrong with you?
That's [bad word]  for ya!
Whoo!
Cause there's a [bad word] !
Bullets gettin hot, hear those
Guns [bad word] 
Somebody's gettin' shot, there's a [bad word] !
About to lose control of your
Rear plumbing
Fire in your hole!!
Fire in your hole!!