[Intro]
Cause some things just don't change
It's better when they stay the same
Although the whole world knows your name
So on a, bigger stage they came to see you spit your game

So it shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you came back again, you hate the fame
Love the game, cold as ice you remain
F**k 'em all, tell 'em all eat sh**, here we go again

[Verse One]
You can get the d**k, just call me the ball sac, I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this b**ch, dog fall back you mutts
F**k your worms, you've never seen such a sick puppy
F**k it a sick duck, I want my duck-sicked mommy

And my n**s licked, gobble 'em up trick, yummy
B**ch you don't f**kin' think I know that you s**k d**k dummy?
You'll get your butt kicked, f**k all that love sh** honey
Yeah I laugh when I call you a s**t, it's funny

Shorty dance while I diss you to the beat, f**k the words
You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah [bad word] a nerve, sucka
Muthaf**ka might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, cause I'm just a mean c**ksucker

This sh** is on, cause you went and p**sed me off, now I'm sh**tin'
And p**sin' on everybody, give a f**k if it's right or wrong
So buck the Buddha light a bong, but take a look at Mariah
Next time I inspire you to write a song, c'mon
 [bad word] 
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's 20 below
Ask me why man I just don't know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

[Verse Two]
F**k it I'm a loose cannon, [bad word] Banner's back in the booth
Y'all are sittin' ducks, I'm the only goose standin'
I'll set the world on fire, p**s on it put it out
Stick my d**k in a circle, but I'm not f**kin' around

Muthaf**ka, I'll show you p**sy footin', I'll kick a b**ch in the c**t
'til it makes a [bad word] and sounds like a f**kin' whoopee cushion
Who the f**k is you pushin', you musta mistook me
For some sissy soft punk lookin' for some nookie or bosom

Go ahead f**kin' hater push me, I told you ain't no f**kin' way
To shush me, call me a f**got cause I hate a p**sy
Man the f**k up sissy G's up, all you gardeners
Freeze up, put your h**s down, "Shady ease up, man chill"

Nah I can't g**dammit, rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil, these are shoes that you can't fill
Sh** the day that happens the world'll stop spinnin'
And Michael J. [bad word] to a stand still

Durin' an earthquake, urine in your face
Cause you're fake.. ahh what the f**k, that hurt, wait!
Ahh what the f**k, I just got [bad word] by lightenin'
Alright then I quit, God I give up

Call it evil that men do, Lord forgive me for what my pen do
(This is for your sins, I cleanse you
You can repent but I warn you, if you continue
To [bad word] I'll send you) and just then the wind blew and I said
 [bad word] 

[Verse Three]
How long will I be this way? Shady until my dyin' day
'til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say
So long 'til then I'll drop the f**kin' bombs
Like I missed the pass when I went long

If you don't like it you can kiss my a** in a lint thong
Now sing along, s**t this s**t that learned the words to the song
Oh b**ches don't like that homie, I'll be nicer to women
When Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimmin'

Man I'm a cold soul, I roll solo so [bad word] Me to the other bums over there, it's like
Apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah
I'm bananas p**sy, cut off the grapes and grow a pear