Oh there were five ten fifteen men
Bouncing beer bellies
And they're dancing round again
Two four six and maybe eight
Rowdy people rocking
Giving it the G.B.H.
 [bad word] 
It's hard having fun nowadays
So we just gotta find some new ways
It's so hard having fun nowadays

C'mon let me tell ya
There were hard case men about the house
Dreaming of Samantha
In a well filled blouse
Black white yellow livewires
Getting on together
Like a house on fire
 [bad word] 
High jinx everybody quit it
Looking all around me
Like a bomb has hit it
Knock knock anybody there
Piccadilly is a circus
Leicester is a square