Terrance: Shut your [bad word] face uncle [bad word] You're a [bad word] sucking [bad word] licking uncle [bad word] You're an uncle [bad word]  yes its [bad word] Nobody [bad word] uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your [bad word] face uncle [bad word] You're the one that [bad word] your uncle, uncle [bad word] You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just [bad word] your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Some Guy: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh [bad word] [bad word] uncle [bad word] uncle [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] T & P: Shut your [bad word] face uncle [bad word] (Terrance: uncle [bad word] 

Terrance: You're a boner biting [bad word] uncle [bad word] Phillip: You're an uncle [bad word] I must say
Terrance: Well you [bad word] your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle [bad word] .. thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-[bad word] you Uncle [bad word] tonight...

Phillip: Suck my balls!