[Funk Flex]
Y'knahmean shout to Shady Records
My man Eminem, D-12, Paul Rosenberg
Shout to Jimmy Iovine, Steve Stoute
Funk Flex, 60 Minutes of [bad word] Funk [bad word]  Volume FOUR!
ONE!!
 [bad word]  Eminem]
My words are weapons
I use 'em to [bad word] my opponents
My words are weapons
I never show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record
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My words are weapons
I use 'em to [bad word] my opponents
These words are weapons
I never did show no emotion
My words are weapons
I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
My words are like weaponry on a record

[Eminem]
Yo, the rage I release on a page
is like a demon unleashed in a cage
Lunatic, soon as I hit the stage
My mind is like a [bad word] stick of dynamite
Onen I get behind the mic
it's like the wick is lit you [bad word] die tonight
My nine is like a guidin light at night shinin bright
My [bad word] grip is tighter than my wife's [bad word]  psych
These [bad word] suckin cops got my Smith-N-Wesson
I guess it's time to pick a different weapon, man the [bad word] s depressin
But Swift is getting me a new one for a Christmas present
(Swift: [bad word] on Slim, let's go and teach this [bad word] [bad word] a lesson")
They managed to confiscate the pistol that I brandish
But my plan is to use this [bad word] to my advantage
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up, don't you let up
one bit on these [bad word] suckers you're a soldier +GET UP+
STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN, LONG AS YOU BREATHIN
THEY JEALOUS OF YOU MAN THAT'S THE ONLY REASON THEY BEEFIN!
 [bad word] 

[Swifty McVeigh]
It's that Dirty Dozen renegade
You done pulled the pin out my grenade
.38'sll move your [bad word] up out the way
You niggas wont forget about McVeigh; you got somethin to say?
Let it out today or watch these bullets spray
from these ten black fingers huggin these deadly millimeters
that'll make Jeff Dahmer's look like he caught a misdemeanor
See I'm +Dirty+, so I ain't gotta buy a pistol cleaner
An official beater, don't let me see you with yo' heater
You gets whipped with it, tell them [bad word] Swift did it
You packin somethin special in your crib then [bad word] get it
I'm physically [bad word] [bad word] yo' digits, I'm hostile (uh-huh)
with this Roscoe pointed up your nostrils
You get splitted and guess what, I'm blowin up the hospital
and wouldn't give a [bad word] if you a cop or a hoe
I'm Hannibal Lector, the spinal cord disconnector
Findin whores to lock 'em up in motels to inject 'em
 [bad word] 

[Bizarre]
I'm eatin crews like I'm Hannibal
There's no way I can be the [bad word] rapper
(Eminem: Why not?) I only [bad word] animals (Oh! Ha-ha)
Stupid trick got my [bad word] startin to itch
Went to my mother's grave site, called her a stupid [bad word] One on one in this bloodsport
I'm in divorce court, sold my [bad word] off a pack of Newports
(Your honor!) Six times I been arrested; how would you feel
if you was a Jehovah witness that always got molested?
(It happens) I'm smokin dank drikin drank
I can't have any kids cause I'm [bad word] shootin blanks!
Don't you know Bizarre don't give a [bad word] !
Nicole's a [bad word] - I'm glad O.J. murdered the [bad word] (uhh!)
Responsibility - I'm negligent
Bill Clinton's a [bad word]  should be stabbed
Let Richard Simmons be the President (ohh HEYY!!)
Call me a weirdo, call me Bi-zarre
while I stick it up yo' [bad word] while you [bad word] diarrhea
 [bad word] 

[Eminem]
Yo!