I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
 Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song
 So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
 And in the personals columns, there was this letter I read

 "If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
 If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain
 If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
 I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape"

 I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
 But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine
 So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
 And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad

 Yes, I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
 I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
 I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
 At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape

 So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
 I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
 It was my own lovely lady and she said, "Oh, it's you"
 And we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew

 That you liked Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
 And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne
 If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
 You're the lady I've looked [bad word] with me and escape"

 If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
 If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain
 If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
 I'm the love that you've looked [bad word] with me and escape
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