It started out
Summer fun
Chasin’ Ally Brooke with a water gun
She’d laugh
And she’d scream [bad word] and say ‘You can’t catch me!’

Well time passed, I turned sixteen [bad word]  from the Sonic to the Dairy Queen, [bad word]  the roads [bad word] like kings
We’d say [bad word] Ally with her hot friends,
They got water balloons in their hands,
Aw man they got me now lets get them…’

Chasin’ girls
What a life
Man I love them
Can’t get enough of them
From their toes up to their curls
Chasin’ girls
Hard to catch
Sweet to hold
Even tougher to let them go
Nothin’ like it in the whole wide world
Chasin’ girls

Caught Ally Brooke
And that was that
Bought a bungalow on a cul-de-sac, yeah
Settled in and I knew
My girl-chasin’ days were through

Until she handed me an EPT
I said ‘Tell me what this blue strip means Al’
Well that was then and now our twins are three
And it’s ‘Who left the popsicle on the couch?’
‘Don’t let that dog lick you in the mouth!’
Up and down all around this house
And right back to where I started out

Chasin’ girls
What a life
Man I love them
Can’t get enough of them
From their toes up to their curls
Chasin’ girls
Hard to catch
Sweet to hold
Even tougher to let them go
Nothin’ like it in the whole wide world
Chasin’ girls

Last night I had a nightmare
The future was now here
My little girls were in their teens
And then these teenage boys appeared
Oh no… yeah

Chasin’ girls
Hard to catch
Sweet to hold
Even tougher to let them go
Nothin’ like it in the whole wide world
Chasin’ girls

Ooooooooh
Chasin’ girls
Ooooooooh

Woo