[L.C. - [bad word] 
I can't make it home
One blunt, one more shot of a patron
I'm lit, I can't make it home
Cops right behind me
I might be gone!
I can't make it home
One blunt, one more shot of a patron
I'm lit, I can't make it home
Cops right behind me
I might be gone!
I can't make it home

[Devin the Dude - Verse 1]
I know I just left your crib
But, I'm about to make the block [bad word] back
It's too hot over here, matter of fact
Police behind me right now and [bad word] #33;
I'm kinda' bent
I'm glad I got tint
 [bad word] #33; I hope they don't try to tow my [bad word] #33;
I should've chilled, though
No, them patron shots
See, I drink Crown Royal
That's my drink!
Know what I'm talkin' about?
But, nevertheless, I gotta' stay between the lines
'Cause if I trip, then I dip
Then if I swerve one more time
They gonna be...

[Devin the Dude - Bridge]
On my [bad word] 
Like white on rice
Like [bad word] on grass
So I grab what I have and stash it
I got the time for no harassment
(I can't make it home)

[Devin the Dude - Interlude]
Aww, [bad word] #33;
Aww, [bad word]  baby, I'm gonna have to call you back
Yeah, they're pullin' me over
(Excuse me, sir - you sober?)

[L.C. - [bad word] 
I can't make it home
One blunt, one more shot of a patron
I'm lit, I can't make it home
Cops right behind me
I might be gone!
I can't make it home
One blunt, one more shot of a patron
I'm lit, I can't make it home
Cops right behind me
I might be gone!
I can't make it home

[Devin the Dude - Verse 2]
Yeah, they got me
He tried to pull me 
Out the car, I had to resist
He almost shot me
But, I'm cool
He found a blunt, it wasn't burnin'
But he smelled it and he checked it
I had a warrant in East Texas
So I was cuffed and stuffed
In the back of the car
He didn't report the cigar
I guess he thought I was a star
But we drove real far
Fo' about six hours
I really had to [bad word]  my wrist no longer had power
Couldn't even take a shower
Surrounded by niggas
I'll only be there a couple of hours, I figured
As far as the weed, I think he kept it and he smoked it
But he got me on a DUI and I'm on some broke [bad word] 

[Devin the Dude - Interlude]
So I'mma need you to go down to the bail bondsman, y'know
And try [bad word] up with a few funds
And hurry up [bad word] down here
And get me outta this one!
Hello?

[L.C. - [bad word] 
I can't make it home
One blunt, one more shot of a patron
I'm lit, I can't make it home
Cops right behind me
I might be gone!
I can't make it home
One blunt, one more shot of a patron
I'm lit, I can't make it home
Cops right behind me
I might be gone!
I can't make it home
...
...
...I can't make it home
One blunt, one more shot...