In the land of the Bumbley Boo
The People are red white and blue,
They never blow noses,
Or ever wear closes,
What a sensible thing to do!

In the land of the Bumbley Boo
You can buy Lemon pie at the zoo;
They give away foxes
In little Pink Boxes
And Bottles of Dandylion Stew.

Oh, the Bumbley Boo! the Bumbley Boo!
That's the place for me and you!
So hurry! [bad word] 
The train leaves at one!
For the land of the Bumbley Boo!

Lyrics by Spike Milligan.