Now you can be popular too with max normal's how to get popular in 10 easy steps.
Smooth!
Step 1: get good at placing a lot of rhymey words together so they make up sentences that make sense.
Step 2: practise saying these sentences aloud, over repetitive sounds, so as to hypnotise the listener
For example:
We provide stimulation, 
Through virtual simulation
To recreate the sensation
Of reincarnation
Like a lonely caucasian
Rocking his sony playstation
It's just some ancient information

While you getting all woah
Step 3: throw in an unexpected sound effect here and there for people who don't really listen that well
Step 4: try using different voices so that people will start to believe that [bad word] to know more than just 1 aspect of your personality and therefore begin to relate to you on a more personal level.
(if you know what I'm saying)

Step 5: wear something catchy
Step 6: be nice as much as possible
Step 7: be horrible now and again
Step 8: always do what you say
Step 9: say cool things
And finally
Step 10: pretend to be uncool

And there you go, soon you might even have to change your phone number.