He never tells me that he's sick of this house
He never says why don't you get off that couch?
He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to go out
Want you to love me like my dog.

He never says I need a new attitude
Him and my sister ain't always in a feud
When I leave the seat up he don't think that [bad word] 
Want you to love me like my dog does, baby.

When [bad word] home, I want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
Want you to love me like my dog.

He never acts like he don't care for my friends
He never asks me where in the [bad word] have you been?
He don't play dead when I wanna pet him
Want you to love me like my dog does, honey.

He never says "I wish you made more money"
He always thinks that pullin' my finger's funny
Want you to love me like my dog.

He don't get mad at me and throw a major fit
When I say his sister is a [bad word] 

Want you to love me like my dog does, baby.
When [bad word] home, I want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
Want you to love me like my dog.

Want you to love me like my dog does, baby.

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