I left the beans on
I put my jeans on
And drove down to the Jonesville News & Times
I said to the man I need to place an ad
How much will it be for the four lines
Cause my husbands [bad word] me off for the last time

Trailer for rent, no down payment [bad word] with some hols and dents
Where I got tired of his [bad word] 
Call if your interested, trailer for rent

It's been ten years, ten thousand beers
And he's still sittin right there on the couch
I played the missus and I've done the dishes
Bout time somebody got the [bad word] out
My phone ought to be ringing about now

Cause there's a trailer for rent, no down payment [bad word] with some holes and dents where I got tired of his [bad word] 
Call if your interested, trailer for rent

There's a trailer for rent(trailer for rent), no down payment(no down
Payment) [bad word] with some holes and dents where I got tired of his [bad word] 
You better call if your interested, trailer for rent

Trailer for rent(trailer for rent)
Trailer for rent