Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I could make a film
And make you my star
You'd be a natural
The way you are
I would like you on
long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little  dwarf
(Here, doggy, doggy)
We could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys

 [bad word] dwarf...

(Look it's so huge!)

We all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold
In Black and Gold

Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice

 [bad word] Dwarf...

(We all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold
In Black and Gold)

 [bad word] Dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring Disco Dollies
To a life of vice

 [bad word] Dwarf...

 [bad word] Dwarf |
Isn't it nice | Repeat
Luring Disco Dollies | To end
To a life of vice |

"That's nice !!!"