Who's in a bunker? 
Who's in a bunker? 
Women and children first 
And the children first 
And the children 
I'll laugh until my [bad word] off 
I'll swallow till I burst 
Until I burst 
Until I 

Who's in a bunker? 
Who's in a bunker? 
I have seen too much 
I haven't seen enough 
You haven't seen it 
I'll laugh until my [bad word] off 
Women and children first 
And children first 
And children 

Here I'm alllowed 
Everything all of the time 
Here I'm allowed 
Everything all of the time 

Ice [bad word] 
Ice [bad word] 
Let me hear both sides 
Let me hear both sides 
Let me hear both 
Ice [bad word] 
Ice [bad word] 
Throw it on the fire 
Throw it on the fire 
Throw it on the 

We're not scaremongering 
This is really happening 
Happening 
We're not scaremongering 
This is really happening 
Happening 
Mobiles skwrking 
Mobiles chirping 
Take the [bad word] 
Take the [bad word] 
Take the money 

Here I'm allowed 
Everything all of the time 
Here I'm allowed 
Everything all of the time 

Here I'm allowed 
Everything all of the time 
Here I'm allowed 
Everything all of the time 

The first of the children