Why was I the last to know 
That you [bad word] to my show you coulda 
Called me up to say "good luck" 
You coulda called me back you stupid f*** 
Why was I the last to know? 

[Verse 1] 
First date, we ate sushi and 
It went well, I was funny and 
You said I was a cutie 
That's the last thing I heard from you 
I left the tickets at the door for you 
I had to tell my mom that there was 
No more room 
You didn't show, that was so uncool 
You coulda called me back 

So i guess this means that we're 
Not friends anymore, I heard 
It's me you're asking for, I thought 
I'd see you at the show 
You said you'd go 

 [bad word]  

[Verse 2] 
After the date, I wouldn't go 
Home with you 
I wouldn't put my heels in the 
Air for you 
You tried to get me to do things 
I just won't do 
Last I heard from you 
Here is how I guess the story goes 
You woulda came if I was a ho 
F*** for parts that's just not how 
I roll, move it on down the road 

So I guess, we, shouldn't be 
Friends anymore, sick of hearin' 
That it's me you're askin' for 
'Cause I thought I'd see you at the 
Show, you said you'd go! 

 [bad word]  

You thought you know me 
I guess you didn't 
You thought you had me 
I think you didn't 
You thought you knew me 
But you didn't