Wanna be a highschool football hero with an s.a.t. score less then zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a highschool football hero.
Wanna score a touchdown so i can score after the game.
Don't care about my future
'cause it is just another day. [bad word] for forty yards and drink four forties later on.
I'm done with this [bad word]  someone pass another blonde.
Wanna be a highschool football hero with an s.a.t score less than zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a highshcool football hero.
My coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids.
I've gotta get my rest so i can party with the boys.
My brain's put in upside-down so i'm just a little slow.
I'll change my name to bubba so that
Everyone will know i wanna be a highschool football hero.