Girl, we've got work to do
Pass me the paint and glue
Perfect isn't easy
But it's me
When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments, darling
Not for my vanity
But for humanity
Each little step a pose
See how the breeding shows
Sometimes it's too much for even me
But when all the world says, "Yes"
Then who am I to say "No"?
Don't ask a mutt to [bad word] like a show girl
No, girl, you need a pro
Not a flea or a flaw
Take a peek at that paw
La la la la
Perfection [bad word] me, nest ce pas?
Unrivaled, [bad word] 
I'm beauty unleashed
Yeah!
Jaws drop, hearts stop
I'm fetching and classy
We're not talking Lassie
And Aaaaaiiiiaaaa
Owooo woo!
Tho' many covet my bone and bowl
They're barking up the wrong tree
You pretty pups all over the city
I have your hearts and you have my pity
Pretty is nice but still
It's just pretty
Perfect, my dears
Is me