[Dialog:]
Mm. Yup.
Yeah that’s nice.
Mm.
Yo Shaggy, whatchu know about Mozart?
Not much. Fact, I don’t know [bad word]  J, I think he was deaf.
Def as in dope?
Naw man, deaf as in he can’t hear [bad word] 
Naw man, that was Beefoven. See, what I know about Mozart is that, he was a freak.
Freak? [bad word] you talkin bout?
Well, he had some underground [bad word] people don’t know nuttin about.
Like what?
Like a song called “Lick Mich [bad word] ”
The [bad word] does that mean?
It means “Lick my [bad word]  [bad word] ”
Drop that [bad word]  Jack!

[Rap begins:]
Ahhh… Mozart, dope for the most part
Respected cuz he knows art
Likes music, and he shows heart
Loves chicks lickin his [bad word] when it goes dark
He wrote this, don’t sugarcoat this:
“To get your [bad word] licked off is the dopest”
Call it a fetish, call him a freak
Call him in need of a tongue on his butt cheek

[Refrain:]
Lick on the left side, lick on the right
Lick down the middle oh [bad word] that’s tight
Lick mich [bad word] all through the night

We heard somethin, Mozart had wrote it
Collabo style, had to bogart it
little trick perfected by freaks
Step one: spread your butt cheeks
The most hos’ll cut loose to music
And since steps I gain I’m a use it
So we jumped on this Jack White track
Now we can’t keep these [bad word]  tongues out our [bad word] crack

[Refrain]

Bumpin Mozart, sunflower spot
Tongue up my [bad word] like ahhh
classic ninja with a classical hitch
 [bad word] dirt way south of the [bad word] 
Drop my pants, tongue advance
Don’t knock [bad word] till you gave it a chance
Your tongue might get stuck in the middle of
Two pigs wrestling over a Milk Dud

[Refrain]