I walk wherever the weather provides
'Cause everybody needs some time outside
Gimme no lip, I'll tell you no lies

Hands down the illest ventriloquist
This side of the Mississippi River
That's right operator, smoother than faders
On an automated soundboard

Andretti's never raced me
But if he wants to, oh, I'm ready, ready
The coordination of the eye-hand
It's not my strong point
But I'll make do with what I have

Pure rock fury, the solution is so clear
Calling all humans and able volunteers

I walk wherever the weather provides
'Cause everybody needs some time outside
Seen the boxes with peliculas
One time stands out in particular

Saw you dance in the arena hall in make-up
Dressed up like a ballerina
Got to wonder what's got into you
Or just what you got into, got into, got into

Pure rock fury, the solution is so clear
Calling all humans and able volunteers
Pure rock fury, the solution is so clear
Calling all humans and able volunteers

I walk wherever the weather provides
'Cause everybody needs some time outside
Gimme no lip, I'll tell you no lies

Hotter than Abba in Nevada sun
In a real small car with the windows rolled up
No 'Super Trooper' 'cause you pooped your pants
And you're screaming, ‽Ah, please
Just give me one more chance†

Not one to shrink from helping humankind
Brother, one other thing that you might keep in mind
The coordination of the eye, hand
It's not my strong point
But I make do with what I have

Pure rock fury, the solution is so clear
Calling all humans and able volunteers
Pure rock fury, the solution is so clear
Calling all humans and able volunteers