Where the air's not clean
 Where the water's glowing green
 Where the dogs are mean

 I'm moving to Bohemia
 And taking you along
 Say goodbye to suburbia
 You don't have to cut the lawn

 I had a dream of a different place
 I had a dream that you had a different face
 I heard a scream of a desperate kind
 I've got a feeling that you're going to love what you find

 Where we're on TV
 Where the money grows on trees
 Where the beer is free

 I'm moving to Bohemia
 And taking you along
 Say goodbye to utopia
 We'll wave before we're gone
 I had a dream of a different place
 I had a dream that you had a different face
 I hear the beat of an anxious heart
 I feel the heat, it's time for us to start
 Time for us to start

 Moving to Bohemia
 Where the literature's obscene
 Bathing in euphoria
 Where the naked [bad word] is on the screen

 I had a dream of a different place
 I had a dream that you had a different face
 I hear the beat of an anxious heart
 I feel the heat, it's time for us to start
 I heard a scream of a desperate kind
 I've got a feeling that you're going to love what you find
 You're going to love what you find