How young are you?
How old am I?
Let's count the rings
Around my eye

How smart are you?
How dumb am I?
Don't count any
Of my advice [bad word] 
Oh, meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime
Now I don't care, meet me tonight
If you will dare, I might dare

Call me on Thursday, if you will
Or call me on Wednesday, better still
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be the winner
Fingernails and cigarettes, a lousy dinner
Young, are you? [bad word] on! [bad word]  (x2)

How young are you?
How old am I?
Let's count the rings
Around my eyes

How smart are you?
How smart are you?!
How dumb am I?

How dumb am I?
 [bad word]  (x2)