If you're having trouble with your high school head
 He's giving you the blues
 You wanna graduate, but not in his bed
 Here's what you gotta do
 Pick up the phone, I'm always home
 Call me anytime
 Just ring 36-24-36, hey
 I lead a life of crime

 Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
 Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

 You got problems in your life of love
 You've got a broken heart
 He's double-dealing with your best friend
 That's when the tear drops start
 Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
 Just make a social call [bad word] right in, forget about him
 We'll have ourselves a ball

 If you got a lady and you want her gone
 But you ain't got the guts
 She keeps nagging at you night and day
 Enough to drive you nuts
 Pick up the phone, leave her alone
 It's time you made a stand
 For a fee, I'm happy to be
 Your backdoor man, hey

 Concrete shoes, cyanide, T.N.T.
 Done Dirt Cheap
 Contracts, neckties, High Voltage
 Done Dirt Cheap