So someone take her picture,(click, click)
so i dont forget her (click, click)
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
so i could remember
(click, click)

yo, at a party on the hill, i popped a pill
threw back a shot and started to chill
ran into a pretty thing named jane bang
she said she liked the way i handled my game,
i said thanks, i like the way you handle my thang
she said thanks, now thats money in the bank
so i walked away, towards the bar,
bumped into a hottie named holly in the hall,
could've been a mange e toi,
but her friend never heard my music before
so i walked outside to get a little high,
when i got a little bump on my side from a fly
blue-eyed baby with  on the mind,
sally's form the valley, but sally's still fine
hopped in the ride, and started to drive
she said whats my name,
i said "i dunno, jane?"

so someone take her picture,(click, click)
so i dont forget her (click, click)
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
so i could remember (click, click)

yo, uh, at a party on the beach,
i was smokin like cheech,
scopin out a hot piece of [bad word] i'm a creep,
getting head while the radio speaks,
popped like the bubble in these sneaks,
yo jennifer, it wasnt monique,
that chick got dolphins tattoed on her feet
last week, i seen a best friend
undressin a madison in the westend,
exit, cut to breakfast,
eggs benidict and a fresh pearl necklace
legs in the air like a [bad word] gymnast,
please God, i beg for forgiveness,
then she asked if i've been in memphis,
i said no but im a fan of elvis,
thats where i learned to move my pelvis,
she said whats my name,
i said "jane?"

so someone take her picture,(click, click)
so i dont forget her (click, click)
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
so i could remember (click, click)

yeah, yo, uh
at a party at my crib, i cant remember what i did,
woke up with a semi-hard [bad word] and a fat chick,
three days a week, call that a hat trick,
but everybody knows hockey aint for black kids,
they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick,
pinnin every dome in hollywood to the matress,
sin in every city, LA to Manhattan
grinnin like im guilty, but i dunno what happened

so someone take her picture,(click, click)
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)
so i dont forget her (click, click)
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)
they call me shwayze

so someone take her picture,(click, click)
so i dont forget her (click, click)
i wish i had a polaroid,(click, click)
so i could remember (click, click)