When I was only three
My mama said to me
"Don't go screwin' a [bad word] ho,
Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky [bad word] couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch

But thats when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey [bad word] all night, and party all day
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna [bad word] all night and party all day

Check it out
Now I'm in a [bad word]  band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
But she's got me freakin' out

I get up in the afternoon
'Cause I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the [bad word] polishes my [bad word] 
Smoke and drink and [bad word] Thats what I was born to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! [bad word] all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
I'm gonna [bad word] all night and party all day, let's go

Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! [bad word] all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! [bad word] all night and party all day

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! [bad word] all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! [bad word] all night and party all day
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] yeah, [bad word] yeah!
.. [bad word] yeah, dude